MY DAD JUST WOKE ME UP BY POURING, I AM NOT KIDDING HERE, AN ENTIRE GARBAGE BAG OF CANDY ON ME AND SCREAMING ‘HAPPY VALENTINES DAY. IF YOU COME HOME LATE I’M GOING TO ASSUME YOU AND KAILEN HAD SEX AND IF THAT’S TRUE I WON’T BE ABLE TO LOOK AT YOU FOR THE NEXT WEEK HAVE A GOOD DAY, LESSY.’

AND HE LEFT FOR WORK.

I’M TOO TIRED TO CLEAN OF THE CANDY AND I WANNA BE MAD BUT I LOVE CANDY BUT JUST. I CAN’T WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.